Clap for the Name Rap(s).

**ancient boom** · 11:34 AM

Basically a fun thread where I make up rhymes and stuff of player names. Let's just start off with a few

Keep in mind these are JOKES. And pretty random rhymes too. It's like freestyle rapping

This is also my 200th post, so I made it special

Feel free to make up your own raps as well of people names. Remember, they can't be TOO offensive, and have to rhyme.

Gir, gir, that's my name.
If the server goes down, it's me to blame.
Cheat Death, Strpurdu, they don't matter to me.
Dan Dan Dan Dan I love you baby!!!!!!

My name is Cheat Death
Dan says I do Meth
But I know his Girlfriend Beth
Has REALLY bad breath.

I loot Whips whips
I eat chips chips
Cut out pictures of Felicia *snip snip*
and all i do, every single day is look at her tit tits

Hanging On,
Mowing the lawn,
To her I loot whips is only a pawn
cuz she knows his real name is John.

Haiku, Haiku
Only likes people like who
Ever made a pic
With a really big dick.

Brooke, Brooke
They call her a crook
Cuz she rides in a cart
And steal people's hearts.

Ex-Ex-ownage-ex-ex
Loves to do that pwnage sex-sex
He does it day and night
You hear Haiku scream with delight.

The player at the top of the class
That's Lalas
He may be as smarticle as can be
But he's still not smarter than me

King Puffy
His nickname is Muffy
The funniest part is
He made that name up while taking a jizz.

Tehriot's here
Screamin' in your ear
"GIVE ME PIE!
OR I'LL POOP IN YOUR EYE."

Born To Kill
He's just a Lil'
Noob walking around
Raping those Barrows Mounds

Fkn Snake
Is really Jake
Pking items left and right
When people see him they run from his sight.

Kevin Kevin
sleeps at 7-11
You know, that shitty store
Kevin gets raped and asks for more.

Madv
Lost his key
To his brain
So he's really lame.
Want more? If you post on this thread, I'll make up a rap about YOU, and post it on here!