Did someone say...CHUCK NORRIS JOKES?!

Brendan · 12:57 PM

Yes! I have not seen a single thread containing any jokes that involved the all mighty god, CHUCK NORRIS!

-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

-Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

-Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Those are just some of my favorite jokes. You can read about a million more by clicking HEREl

I also included this little video known as the CHUCK NORRIS RAP!
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ENJOY!