Note this is not real

Yesterday I was walking around in SG then i was looking at my bank and said w00t w00t i got a bucket!
Then god comes down from the sky and says:ZOMFG u has a bucket?!?!?!?!?
So then im like yea you like it?
Gods like:Yea like zomfg theres only 1 in the game i buy off you 200B
So im like:No you need a better offer then that.
Then gods like:STFU Snoob dont be like that! 
Then im like:Im always like that so GTFO Pce!!!!!!@@@!@@@
Gods like:Awww well w.e your going to hell.
Then im like WTF?!??!?! WHY
Gods like:Because yournot selling me the bucket
Im like:fine here take it...
Gods like:W000T W0000T
In my head i said:Hehehe thats duped you got pwned 
Ok pce out noob!
Then a few days later GOD got IP Banned...so i laughed and laughed then at night a letter flew threw my window saying:
Snoob,
From,
God
Well thanks for reading if you did!