[The Albino Dino]

Here is the Ranking System for the Jokes

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Spoiler

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris Can Slam a Revolving Door.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

When Chuck Norris jumps into a Pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Why does Chuck Norris's White blood Cells have Black Rings around them?

Because they are Third Degree Martial Artists.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris can do A wheelie on a Unicycle.

Spoiler

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

If you have 50 Dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 Dollars . . . Chuck Norris has more.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris's Tears cure Cancer, too bad he doesnt cry . . . ever.

Spoiler

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Jesus may be able to Walk on water, but Chuck Norris can Swim on Land.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris could drown a Fish.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a Condom . . . There is no protection for Chuck Norris

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris had Sex with a truck, and that truck got pregnant and gave birth to Optimus Prime.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Some people wear Superman Pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

When the Boogey man goes to Sleep, he check his closet for Chuck Norris.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris can set Ants on fire with a magnafying glass . . . At night.

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin . . . It's decendants are known today as Giraffes

Originally Posted by Albino Rhino

Chuck Norris will never have a Heart Attack . . . His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Originally Posted by hi fi wi fi

They made chuck norris toilet paper, but they cant sell it cuz it wont take shit from anybody.

Chuck norris has already been to mars thats why theres no sign of life there.

When chuck norris crosses the street cars look both ways.

Chuck norris got in a fight with wolverine, wolverine cut off chuck norrises left nut, we now know that as jupiter.

Chuck norris sued poison control for stealing his symbol, skull and cross bones :]

If I missed a Chuck Norris joke you want added just Comment it below and It will be added accordingly!

[Synister]

lol. funny...

[The Albino Dino]

Originally Posted by Synister

lol. funny...

Which was your fav?

[hi fi wi fi]

I have a few as well

They made chuck norris toilet paper, but they cant sell it cuz it wont take shit from anybody.

Chuck norris has already been to mars thats why theres no sign of life there.

When chuck norris crosses the street cars look both ways.

Chuck norris got in a fight with wolverine, wolverine cut off chuck norrises left nut, we now know that as jupiter.

Chuck norris sued poison control for stealing his symbol, skull and cross bones :]

[The Albino Dino]

Originally Posted by hi fi wi fi

they made chuck norris toilet paper, but they cant sell it cuz it wont take shit from anybody.

Chuck norris has already been to mars thats why theres no sign of life there.

When chuck norris crosses the street cars look both ways.

Chuck norris got in a fight with wolverine, wolverine cut off chuck norrises left nut, we now know that as jupiter.

Chuck norris sued poison control for stealing his symbol, skull and cross bones :]

rofl

[iamnotme]

They say, underneath chuck norris's beard there isnt a chin, there's just another fist...

[Brendan]

I posted chuck norris FACTS a loooooong time ago.

[The Albino Dino]

Originally Posted by Lalas459

I posted chuck norris FACTS a loooooong time ago.

Oh, didn't know must've been a dead topic :<

[Brendan]

It is now, because we dont encourage posting and bumping threads that are a month or so old, Unless the topic is still relevant and active.

[The Albino Dino]

Originally Posted by Lalas459

It is now, because we dont encourage posting and bumping threads that are a month or so old, Unless the topic is still relevant and active.

Right.