michael jackson jokes

**str pure** · **michael jackson jokes -** 08-18-2009, 06:18 AM

got Michael Jackson jokes? POST THEM HERE!!!!!!!!!

all in good fun

**Far Casted** · 08-18-2009, 10:03 AM

No man...

No.

Sexy · 08-18-2009, 07:13 PM

Q: whats does michael jackson and walmart have in common?

A: boys pants half off

King Puffy · 08-18-2009, 07:39 PM

I don't want to be mean or anything, my friend told me this joke..

Farah Faucet- (Idc if i spelled it wrong) died, she went to heaven. Then she asked God for a favod she said, "God, i want all children in the world to be safe."

Then God goes, "F*** now I have to kill Micheal Jackson."

**str pure** · 08-25-2009, 07:21 PM

lol nice i heard fara faucet 1 but not the walmart 1

**Newport** · 08-25-2009, 08:33 PM

All retarded. Way to fail at making people laugh at the expense of his murder.

**iamnotme** · 08-25-2009, 10:25 PM

i hope they bury him in a playground so the kids can play with him too....

**str pure** · 08-25-2009, 11:10 PM

relax its all in good fun

**pures r us** · 08-26-2009, 09:02 PM

Q. whats the resemblence (dont know how to spell) between michael jackson and a play station

A. kids both turn them on

**chaos pk** · 08-26-2009, 09:41 PM

Fail At Being Funny some are alright im a stand up comedian lol i got some funny wons heres my set list ill send you its alright i do comedy clubs and gigs at bars and stuff comment and tell me what you think

I was living with a girl for a while. We worried about different things. One day, I was like, 'What do you fear the most?' And she was like, 'I fear you'll meet someone else, and you'll leave me, and I'll be all alone.' And she was like, 'What do you fear the most?' And I was like, 'Bears.'

Rappers now will be like, 'It's 2005, motherf**ker.' I'm like, you're mad about the date? You've gotta pick your battles, man.

I feel like there's too many cameras right now. Like, you go to buy something, and everything's also a camera. They'll be like, 'It's also a camera.' And I'm like, 'I just wanted a grapefruit.'

A few years ago, I was moving a new bed into my apartment, and this woman who lived in the building opened the front door for me with her key. She said, 'I'm not worried because a rapist wouldn't have a bed like that.' That's how she started the conversation. Now, what I should have said was nothing. What I did say was 'You'd be surprised.'

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