Lols to this

**4770** · **Lols to this -** 09-14-2009, 08:42 AM

Hi forum users. 4770 here and today i gunna tell you a nifty joke :P kinda long but funny

ENJOY

There is a ship in the 1700's with a captain, the captain's cabin boy and a lookout. The lookout says "CAPTAIN enemy ships nearby!
Captain says " how many?"
lookout replys " 1 "
captain says to cabin boy " go fetch me my red coat"
cabin boy says " why the red one? "
captain says " if i get hsot don;t want it to stain my clothes"
anyways they sink the enemy ship
lookout says " CAPTAIN enemy ships nearby!"
captain asks " how many? "
lookout says " 5000 "
captain says " cabin boy go fetch my brown trousers "

THIS IS AN ORIGINAL JOKE SO NOBODY SAY IT NOT!

**asherly** · 09-14-2009, 09:06 AM

Very funny

Brendan · 09-14-2009, 12:14 PM

LOL you got this from Bill Engvall of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

**Gir** · 09-14-2009, 05:23 PM

It not

**4770** · 09-16-2009, 08:38 AM

This is an orginal joke coz i was in a history lesson at school learning about ships and it just came to my awsome mind

**Mr0wnage** · 09-16-2009, 12:12 PM

I hate when you think of a joke in class, You start laughing and everybody looks at your weird.

Brendan · 09-16-2009, 12:16 PM

Here's proof that this joke isnt urs...

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Its a vid of the Blue Collar Comedy tour at the end of the show, they guys sit down and tell the crowd and each other their favorite jokes.

You can watch the whole thing or skip to 8:00 to see the proof that 4770 didnt make this joke.

THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE!