[cruzer]

*Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
*Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is.
*Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and can make him drink
*Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
*Chuck Norris can blow bubble with beef jerky.
*Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw.
*Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still manages to walk it off.
*Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
*Chuck Norris calender goes staright from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris

They wanted to put Chuck Norris's head on mount rushmore but the granite wasnt strong enuf for his beard.

*Chuck Norris picks his teeth with other people's teeth.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Yea I really dont get the 3rd one

I got these off my calendar not the internet...

[k e n n y]

your jokes are old....try and make up your own jokes please?

[t0ast]

seriously whts with these jokes the actually not funny man. seriously find summat else to make or say jokes about.

[Cydroxx]

some of these are stupiddd . but some are funny lol .

[yogosung]

lol i like the one with the drivers license

[disturbed01]

lol funny stuff =P

[TestBunny]

this stuff makes me laugh hard lol.

[Poop sock]

Lol chuck jokes are really old, and i cant stop staring at your sig Test :/

[The "Essay"]

I love your sig test and those are old jokes

[th3 yuz]

hahaha =P ur jokes was a lill fun.. baut try to get better.. =) u can do it ! haha