Yo Mamma Jokes!

**Gangstaboy** · **Yo Mamma Jokes! -** 03-07-2010, 05:13 AM

Woooooooo, I'll Start
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

**Matty12114** · 03-07-2010, 05:21 AM

I got so many of these lol.

Yo mumma so dumb, she sat on top of the tv and watched the couch!

**Gangstaboy** · 03-07-2010, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Matty12114

I got so many of these lol.

Yo mumma so dumb, she sat on top of the tv and watched the couch!

Thats old matty :L

**Matty12114** · 03-07-2010, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Gangstaboy

Thats old matty :L

It's still a yo mumma joke, isn't it? o.o

**beat my taco** · 03-07-2010, 06:59 AM

well, my little bro made this one up.

Your mom's so hairy she has afros on her titties. :l

* tell me what you think of it, my little brother is only 9 o.o *

**tony** · 03-07-2010, 07:02 AM

your mom is so old she is in gods year book =[]

**4770** · 03-07-2010, 07:03 AM

Yo mama so hairy i thought she was king kong
Yo mama so fat King Kong uses her as a teddy bear
Yo mama so fat ussain bolt can run round here in 10 years

Thats my lil collection anyways!

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~~snow~~ · 03-07-2010, 07:14 AM

Yo mama is so fat so when she was chilling on the beach then greenpeace came and tryed to push her down into the water again.. :3

**tony** · 03-07-2010, 07:31 AM

yo mama is so fat she got her own zip code

yo mama so fat when i asked her wat she weighed she gav me her phone number

yo mom so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came bak

caliban · 03-07-2010, 08:13 AM

Yo mamma is so fat she irons her pants in the drive-way.
Yo mamma is so fat when she get into the elevator it goes down.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she puts on a yellow rain coat people cry ''taxi!''

Yo Mamma Jokes!

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