[money mane]

Here are some jokes for every skill on Runescape and answers to some of them.


So one day i see a fight at school, so i ask both kids, what is your attack, strength, and defence level's, and they reply "huh": answer: the kid gettin beat is Jeff, and the person winning is Travis. i said Travis's attack, strength and defence levels must all be 99, and jeff's must be 1 cuz he just got knocked tha fuck out!


One other day i see a hunter bowhunting, so i say ranged level- answer his ranged level is 99, because he hit a deer and killed it!


I see a minister in a church, so i say "prayer level?"


I see a magician on stage performing, so i say "magic level?"- answer: 45 because he sucks at it!


No joke for runecrafting.


I see some people making a house, so i say "construction level?" -answer: 1 because the house collapse's.


I see a deer laying on the ground, so i say "hitpoints level?"- answer: 0 because the deer is dead.


I see an acrobatic walkin a rope, so i yell "agility level?"- answer: 1 because he falls.


I find somebody growing weed, so i say "herblore level?" -answer:99 because they give me free tree.


I say a thief stealing from a store, so i say "thieving level?-answer: 1 because the cops catch them.


A Jeweler is making diamond necklaces so i say "crafting level?" -answer: 99 because they become rich.


I find somebody making a bow, so i say "fletching level?"-answer: i buy the bow, the string snaps off so their fletching level is i sue ur ass!!!


Someone is killin a weird creature so i say "what is ur slayer level?"- no answer because the creature dont exist for real.


I see another hunter hunting, so i say "hunting level?"-answer: 1 because they missed a deer.


I see some coal minners minning, so i say "minning level?"- answer: 30 because its only coal, not rune.


I find someone making a sword, so i say "smithing level?" answer: not 99 because they smashed their finger.


I went ice fishing one day with my grandfather, so i say to the other fisherman "fishing level?"- answer: 99 because they catch a big one!


One i go into the kitchen and find my mom cooking so i say "omg! your cooking, what is your cooking level?"-answer: 1 because her food tastes like shit!


My friend builds a fire, so i say "firemaking level?"-answer:1 because he burned himself.


Some woodcutters are woodcutting, and i say "is that a magic tree, and what is your woodcutting level?"-no answer.


I find a farmer planting his crops, so i say "what are you planting?"- answer: sweetcorn, so i say well ur farming level sucks because his plantation dies


No joke for summoning.





if some of these jokes are good, please hit karma, and also reccomend me some jokes.

[davezilla]

They just aren't that funny when you add an explanation. Delete the "so's" and they'll be good.

[i ate you]

haha, when I imagined some of those in my head I laughed. Just imagine going up to someone saying "hunter lvl?".lol

[drummers mom]

Some jokes are good, and makes laugh. But some aren't. Keep going!

[toogood]

theres like 2 in there that are actually good lol.

[money mane]

i know.. most arent funny, but some are.. but give me some ideas for future threads of comedy! i also made these in the top of my head too, i just thought of postin somethin like this and i made each joke 1 by 1